Lensbaby

So I asked, what's a lensbaby?

And he said: this is what happen, when two lenses mate.

He reaches into his camera bag, and carefully takes out two lenses. This one is the male, as he points to the bulkier of the two. And the other is the female, he continues, referring to the slimmer and slightly more petite Sony lens.

When two lenses mate, this first happens to the female. He then extends the lens of the Sony, such that it resembles the small and erect female organ.

The female prods it's extended lens into the male.

The male then extends in a much more visible way, with the lens zooming a lot further out, albeit in a slightly rude and obscene manner.

After a while of jerking back and forth, the two lenses then decide to end it. They connect their small red dots and, after he pauses for dramatic effect,

There you have it, a lensbaby.